Total Medals Earned: 2,672 (From 497 different games.) Total Medal Score: 45,135 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (210/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
finish both paths
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Play The Game
Die And Quit Back To Menu
Beat A Level
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Kill your enemy
3 star a level
Die 100 times or more
play 16/32 levels
complete all 32 main levels
3 star all levels
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/175 points)
Reach a score of 10,000
Collect a bonus kiwi
Complete a level with 0.1 seconds remaining or less
Die 10 times in a single run
Complete 50 levels in a single run
Reach a score of 50,000
Reach a score of 100,000
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
defeat 100 enemies in one game
kick a downed bandit six times
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit one hitchhiker
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/465 points)
Eat 10 Nemos
Eat 10 Sardies
Eat 10 Aidees
Eat 10 Tigris
Eat 10 Angies
Eat 10 Beanies
Eat 10 Puffpuffs
Eat 10 Scorpios
Eat 10 Devies
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
What an entertaining pastime!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (50/305 points)
You have found the first star!
This one was a bit sneaky
Hay there!
The parrot loves you. Pieces of 8!
Up the spire you go!
Aren't you glad you saw-us!
Bet this was a pain!
How do those platforms move?
Learn to wall jump damnit!
You did it all? even the seven runes?
Congrats! The last star!