Total Medals Earned: 2,672 (From 497 different games.) Total Medal Score: 45,135 Points
Medals Earned: 2/66 (10/330 points)
Complete Chapter 1 as Loaf
Unlocked a Warp Zone
Complete Chapter 2 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 3 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 4 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 1 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 2 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 3 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 4 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 1 as Naan
Complete Chapter 2 as Naan
Complete Chapter 3 as Naan
Complete Chapter 4 as Naan
Complete Chapter 1 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 2 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 3 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 4 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 1 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 2 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 3 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 4 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 1 Four Times
Complete Chapter 2 Four Times
Complete Chapter 3 Four Times
Complete Chapter 4 Four Times
Complete Chapter 1 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 2 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 3 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 4 Eight Times
Unlocked a Character!
Unlocked a Character
Unlocked a Challenge
Complete Challenge 1
Complete Challenge 2
Complete Challenge 3
Complete Challenge 4
Complete Challenge 5
Complete Challenge 6
Complete Challenge 7
Complete Chapter 1 in Less Than a Minute
Complete Chapter 2 in Less Than 3 Minutes
Complete Chapter 4 in Less Than 7 Minutes
Die 20 Times
Kill 30 Kids
Reach 5 Sacrifice Rooms
Kill the Tutorial
Do Something Heinous
Chat With a Friend
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/12 (120/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Manage to trap yourself
Do what the title says
Find the troll face
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Medals Earned: 7/20 (65/500 points)
More than 50,000 points
When you destroy the first cannon
When you kill the first enemy
When you obtain the first weapon
More than 100,000 points
Pass level 1 with any difficulty
More than 2,500 Points
When you kill the first gunman
When you destroy the first nest
More than 250,000 points
When you destroy the first tank
Pass level 2 with higher than normal difficulty
More than 500,000 points
Pass level 3 with higher than hard difficulty
More than 1,000,000 points
Pass level 4 with insane difficulty
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/190 points)
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
I was never good at remembering names.
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
He has his nose back!
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
But there's something wrong!
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 5/13 (105/365 points)
Survive a shipwreck
Ride a narwhal
Make it through the first trap unscathed
Complete the path of the Spirit
Meet the bear
Visit Gisbee
Complete the path of the Narwhal
Complete the path of the Wizard
Complete every path
Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/440 points)
Complete a level with 3 stars.
Help a semi truck arrive safely.
Finish a level with 3 skulls.
Complete 10 levels with 3 stars.
Finish 10 levels with 3 skulls.
Save 3 ambulances in one level.
All residential levels with 1 star or better.
Get 3 skulls using only oil spots.
Destroy 5 buses in one level.
Save 5 firefighter trucks in one level.
All commercial levels with 1 star or better.
Finish 25 levels with 3 skulls.
Complete 25 levels with 3 stars.
Finish all 45 levels with 3 skulls.
Complete all 45 levels with 3 stars.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (250/500 points)
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
Medals Earned: 4/18 (220/1,030 points)
get 1 gold medal
win map 1
win map 2
get 3 gold medal
win map 3
win map 4
win map 5
get 5 gold medal
get 7 gold medal
win map 6
win map 7
get all gold medal
win map 10
win map 8
win map 9
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
You become the count, hurray!
You become a knight, hurray!
You feel your life crumble in your hands...
You got trolled!
Medals Earned: 22/22 (140/140 points)
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Kill the king first on any level.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Crush all castles
Get gold medals on all castles.